Beach

went to the beach today told jess that i always get sunburned


we left and she was like your not sunburned


and when i got out of the shower i was as red as a lobster


:/ ow

I want a smoothie

so dad is like you can't have a smoothie cuz you have to take care of modern vespa and modern buddy so i did that n now hes like no you'll just have to have regular ice cream no smoothie for you




how mentally challenged is that :p