Beach

went to the beach today told jess that i always get sunburned


we left and she was like your not sunburned


and when i got out of the shower i was as red as a lobster


:/ ow

I want a smoothie

so dad is like you can't have a smoothie cuz you have to take care of modern vespa and modern buddy so i did that n now hes like no you'll just have to have regular ice cream no smoothie for you




how mentally challenged is that :p

Tim Dorsey book signing

Well, tonight is off to the book signing tonight. Dad is wearing his obnoxious toll taker shirt that serge wears in torpedo juice hopefully he won't be hazes to much

Post after ;)